At this juncture, here in 2017, I am 34 years old and have never received an unsolicited dick pic.
This accomplishment is more yours than it is mine, really. (Tight-lipped, misty-eyed smile while nodding earnestly.)
Now, don’t be mislead by these proud proclamations of mine; I have received dick pics.
Simply put, my friends of all genders and I have maintained an open door policy of filthy talk that I continue to appreciate and enjoy.